Philippians 3:4-8 Rewritten

If any other man thinketh that he hath wherefore he might trust in the flesh, I more: Sprinkled the first day, of the stock of Rome, of the royal lineage of Saint Peter,  a previous adherent to Catholicism, as touching positions, a former Pope, concerning zeal, persecuting the sect of the Protestants, touching “liberty to sin through grace”, justified.  But what things were gain for me, these I counted loss for Yahshua, and count but dung, that I may obtain life through the Jewish Messiah.

–Matthew Coover